Ren and Stumpy

djcalvycakes:

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS FUCKING HARD IN A LONG TIME HOLY FUCK

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

towritelesbiansonherarms:

thetallblacknerd:

bluesigma:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

throknar:

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

1. Same powers? Black Widow does not have the same powers. She has been injected with super soldier serum and thus is not a normal human. 
2. Ten times the skill?Natasha is proficient in karate, judo, aikido, ninjitsu, savate, muay thai, boxing, and multiple styles of kung fu. Batman has MASTERED 127 forms of martial arts. If it is scored by number of combat forms mastered, Bruce is well over 10 times the skill level of Natasha.
3. Intellect?This is even less close than the martial arts section. Black Widow is as smart as Steve Rodgers, which means she is a pretty dang intelligent person. Batman, on the other hand, is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. He has perfect memory recall and has mastered enough subjects to make your head spin. As an example, BW is fluent in Russian, English, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, and various other languages. Batman can speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more. He speaks 2.5 times the number of languages that BW does, and that is probably one of Batman’s weakest areas.
4. Morality?Black Widow kills people. Batman does not.
5. Complexity probably just depends on your opinion of the character’s background story.
Batman may be the moodiest person on the planet, but he has still outperformed Black Widow in almost every field (with the exception of ballet dancing. BW wins that contest). 

BOOM 

If you’re gonna talk shit, you gotta at least hace your facts staright. Also if my parents wers kilked right before my eyes when I was a little kid, I’d probably be a tad moody too.

and batman is p much insane as well

Y’all got too hyped from Avengers

Yeah. All this.
Already had the black widow fans whining at me when i pointed this out

towritelesbiansonherarms:

thetallblacknerd:

bluesigma:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

throknar:

leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.

1. Same powers?
Black Widow does not have the same powers. She has been injected with super soldier serum and thus is not a normal human. 

2. Ten times the skill?
Natasha is proficient in karate, judo, aikido, ninjitsu, savate, muay thai, boxing, and multiple styles of kung fu. Batman has MASTERED 127 forms of martial arts. If it is scored by number of combat forms mastered, Bruce is well over 10 times the skill level of Natasha.

3. Intellect?
This is even less close than the martial arts section. Black Widow is as smart as Steve Rodgers, which means she is a pretty dang intelligent person. Batman, on the other hand, is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. He has perfect memory recall and has mastered enough subjects to make your head spin. As an example, BW is fluent in Russian, English, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, and various other languages. Batman can speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more. He speaks 2.5 times the number of languages that BW does, and that is probably one of Batman’s weakest areas.

4. Morality?
Black Widow kills people. Batman does not.

5. Complexity probably just depends on your opinion of the character’s background story.

Batman may be the moodiest person on the planet, but he has still outperformed Black Widow in almost every field (with the exception of ballet dancing. BW wins that contest). 

BOOM 

If you’re gonna talk shit, you gotta at least hace your facts staright. Also if my parents wers kilked right before my eyes when I was a little kid, I’d probably be a tad moody too.

and batman is p much insane as well

Y’all got too hyped from Avengers

Yeah. All this.

Already had the black widow fans whining at me when i pointed this out

validx2:

PBS uncut

validx2:

PBS uncut

fornash25:

Funniest thing I’ve seen today lol.

fornash25:

Funniest thing I’ve seen today lol.

skoogers:

revire:

RIP Pikachu 1997-2014

my dream has finally come true.

skoogers:

revire:

RIP Pikachu 1997-2014

my dream has finally come true.

petite-corneille:

I should have done this set way earlier.

daily-superheroes:

http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com/

bootlegprecious:

xaldien:

triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

At first I didn’t want to reblog this because of the first one.

And then I saw the others.

And…

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD

…How would Toph even know what’s going on?

Lost it at the cabbage man, omfg.